Vibrator my friend when my husband is not (Amateur)
I'm helping out with the boy's summer camp this year, because I'm insane and can't say "no" when people ask for favors. Perhaps not. I felt a little guilt, but not much. If so, it should be rejected.
The incident becomes forever etched into your marriage as the time you blah, blah, blah, fill in the blank. Charming my ass. In the end, I played stupid, told her I was a virgin, and got the hell out of dodge. What do you mean choose?